My real name is MOMAZARSHYGARSHYBANANAFANAFOFARSHIO, but I had to put my nick-name, Bootleg Mario, because DA wouldn't let me put my real name. Anyway, I LOVE dinosaurs. NOTHING IS COOLER THAN DINOSAURS.

I always have to save Wet Bowsa A.K.A. Bootleg Peach from the evil Fred Phelps A.K.A. Bootleg Bowser. Fred Phelps turned my brother, LUTEFISKIBISKIPAPAYAMAYAMOMISKERUIGI A.K.A. Bootleg Luigi, into tuna a while back. Lucky that I found Jebediahploughshare A.K.A. Bootleg Yoshi to fill in. I also can use the Dinosorgan and the Dinosorsiphone to turn the wicked into Dinosaurs, and I can also make peoples say "olololololololololololo" and it turns them into super uber swell.

I was in a Malaysiam Bootleg Version of Mario Is Missing for DOS. I will make Princess Peach feel pretty with my kidneys and I poke Koopa Troopas with swords to make myself happier in my times of unending despair. I ALSO RAPED THE MOON!! But now I have dinosorgasms with Wet Bowsa which is super uber swell.

I'm also Fortran's second cousin's friend's brother's uncle's nanny's Engrish Teacher. I'm also Roeh Cuhpuh's babysitter.

Wait, I'm also the main boss of Stuper Bowsa 83.457 A.K.A. Stuper Bowsa Sunshine Galaxy World 64 A.K.A. The Legend of Bowsa: Mangina's Twilight Wind Breaker of Time Mask.

I AM BETTER THAN MAAAAHLLEO, WEENEE, AND 4TRAIN!!1!



STAY AWAY FROM THE EVIL FRED PHELPS. HE WILL TURN YOU INTO TUNA!

is the awesome creator of Bootleg Mario.